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Our Swish House — Thank You

And to all hoopers young and old — the future of Swish House fitness is coming!

Mr. Mullet
5 min readSep 16, 2019

The tears crawl out of my eye sockets and attempt to pin the corners of my eyes like Brett Hart in his prime. ONE-TWO-THR — NO! I’m good! I’m good. See. Look everyone, all friends here!

So many familiar faces — Charlie. Ben. Gibs. Beller. Michael. Breck. Dues. Jude. Jaimie. Jimmy. Heidlof. Tai. Nick. Kwasi (like where’s Pras?). Erica. Meg. JP. Alex.

Breathe, Trevor. Breathe.

My voice is cracking before I even speak.

“Guys, I have some big news, I’m going to take a head coaching…”

God, I’m getting soft in my old age.

The last two years of my life flash through my brain like a Disney cartoonist. Swish House. Bucktown. Chicago. Summer on Dues boat. The basketball workouts. Michigan. The experiments. The Swish House parties. Oh my. Coast Sushi. That Northwestern/ND football game. The Wise Owl. Mercy Home. The Swish…

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Mr. Mullet
Mr. Mullet

Written by Mr. Mullet

Life advice shouldn't stay hard, even if it starts that way.

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